Def Tech
I watched Brokeback mountain today. Afterwards I read a few reviews for no reason at all really except i was bored and i thought that if people ask me what i thought about it one day perhaps i could sound smart and they could compliment me on my cleverness and want to sleep with me.
Every review started with something like "People are calling Brokeback mountain a gay western" and would then proceed to point out that it is not a western at all. I tried but i couldnt find the original reveiw, the one that said Brokeback mountain IS a gay western. There seems to be very little originality in review writing,
Speaking of lack of originality im going to steal one of p-moderns tricks and laugh at how dumb some hiphop lyrics are and then feel clever about myself for the rest of the day. This comes from Def Tech, purveyors of a new musical hybrid called Jawaiian style (thats a combination of Japan and Hawaii, i think youll find). Rather than give you a description myself ill just copy the profile from the website
Def Tech
Def Tech is a Jawaiian Reggae vocal unit with SHEN, from Hawaii and MICRO, from Japan.
The contrasting aspects of these two, such as 'Hawaii vs Japan''English vs Japanese' and different music views characterize their three-dimensional music. They also possess unique talents with Shen being fluent in Japanese, and Micro, being a natural surfer which makes their live performances all the more special.
Im going to ignore the fact that what you just read is hilarious, to go on a tangent here. Speaking a language is not "a unique talent" ; a unique talent is like being able to raise one eyebrow or do that thing where your eyes are open but only the whites are there, a unique talent implies that it is a rare occurance and cannot be taught. Consider if a press release about japanese pop star read "Yuki is exceptionally talented in that, he can speak english."
I would also like to know how being being a natural surfer could enhance a live musical performance. but i suppose they just wanted to mention something about the band performing live and had to link it somewhere.
By the way i realise this is like shooting fish in a barrel but im too lazy to write anything and i do like shooting fish.
This is an introduction two Pacific Island Music
Jump up and down, together get wild and loose it (ok)
We got Pacific Island flava commin’ at ya’ (great!)
Ya might not feel it first but the beat will attack ya (i dont like the sound of that one)
So get up out your seat and dance along
We got that ragga rasta gunpowder feelin’ song (a what song?)
6-5-4-3-2-1 bringin’ the heat up all night long
Hawaii and Tokyo bringin’ a feel good stoney song (what happened to the ragga rasta gunpowder song?)
From a Pacific Island to another Rising Sun
We got that vibe, we gonna try to get ya’ll to cry
You hear that sigh? You askin’ why? Everybody get high
Forget about your worries and have a good time
We’re hear to rhyme and flow with a lyrical stroll (ooo a walk sounds nice)
So grab that girl and block out the world
Take your mind to the sky take a chance don’t even ask why ( ive made it this far )
Come on and bounce along to our Pacific Island Music song, come on
This is an introduction to Pacific Island Music
Jump up and down, together get wild and loose it
This is Def Tech coming from the streets of Tokyo
Every review started with something like "People are calling Brokeback mountain a gay western" and would then proceed to point out that it is not a western at all. I tried but i couldnt find the original reveiw, the one that said Brokeback mountain IS a gay western. There seems to be very little originality in review writing,
Speaking of lack of originality im going to steal one of p-moderns tricks and laugh at how dumb some hiphop lyrics are and then feel clever about myself for the rest of the day. This comes from Def Tech, purveyors of a new musical hybrid called Jawaiian style (thats a combination of Japan and Hawaii, i think youll find). Rather than give you a description myself ill just copy the profile from the website
Def Tech
Def Tech is a Jawaiian Reggae vocal unit with SHEN, from Hawaii and MICRO, from Japan.
The contrasting aspects of these two, such as 'Hawaii vs Japan''English vs Japanese' and different music views characterize their three-dimensional music. They also possess unique talents with Shen being fluent in Japanese, and Micro, being a natural surfer which makes their live performances all the more special.
Im going to ignore the fact that what you just read is hilarious, to go on a tangent here. Speaking a language is not "a unique talent" ; a unique talent is like being able to raise one eyebrow or do that thing where your eyes are open but only the whites are there, a unique talent implies that it is a rare occurance and cannot be taught. Consider if a press release about japanese pop star read "Yuki is exceptionally talented in that, he can speak english."
I would also like to know how being being a natural surfer could enhance a live musical performance. but i suppose they just wanted to mention something about the band performing live and had to link it somewhere.
By the way i realise this is like shooting fish in a barrel but im too lazy to write anything and i do like shooting fish.
This is an introduction two Pacific Island Music
Jump up and down, together get wild and loose it (ok)
We got Pacific Island flava commin’ at ya’ (great!)
Ya might not feel it first but the beat will attack ya (i dont like the sound of that one)
So get up out your seat and dance along
We got that ragga rasta gunpowder feelin’ song (a what song?)
6-5-4-3-2-1 bringin’ the heat up all night long
Hawaii and Tokyo bringin’ a feel good stoney song (what happened to the ragga rasta gunpowder song?)
From a Pacific Island to another Rising Sun
We got that vibe, we gonna try to get ya’ll to cry
You hear that sigh? You askin’ why? Everybody get high
Forget about your worries and have a good time
We’re hear to rhyme and flow with a lyrical stroll (ooo a walk sounds nice)
So grab that girl and block out the world
Take your mind to the sky take a chance don’t even ask why ( ive made it this far )
Come on and bounce along to our Pacific Island Music song, come on
This is an introduction to Pacific Island Music
Jump up and down, together get wild and loose it
This is Def Tech coming from the streets of Tokyo
posted by Gram at 2:44 AM
3 Comments:
a+ for that post gram. you really are very funny, i know this because i actually make laughing sounds while reading your posts rather than the usual laughter feeling in the brain with no sound (brain laughter i shall term it vs noise laughter; except that you have to have brain laughter to get noise laughter so it really is no distinction at all.
you have a unique talent of interfacing with a qwerty keyboard to create written english which you post onto a blog server; for that i commend you.
by no distinction i meant they are not in opposition. there is a distinction though as was my whole point.
...and this is before ive had a coffee.
help
thankyou ronan, ill put be sure to stick this blog on my fridge right away. yes i think brain laughter is important too though chortles are also good (probably because i dont know what they are). what im running out of patience with is snickering. ROTFL is also overused since i can think of only about two times when this has actually physically happened to me and at least one of these was drug induced.
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