Find the best DJ Wanker Competition

Competion closes at the end of this week, Friday 12 pm Melbourne time. You can enter as many times as you like. Since I realised no-one can post on this blog unless they have a blogger account themselves, and none of you do (all three of you!) that means you have to email me grammorris@hotmail.com to be in the running for nothing whatsoever. Dont miss out.

In the mean time weve had our first and i suspect only entry so far. This competition is heating up, quite literally since these contestents are all the way from miami! give a warm round of applause for....

DJ Abel....



Some say this mans arms are so powerful he goes through 3 crossfaders a week. The Spa says....i might get in it coz i like spas.


Dj Manny




as every dj knows sometimes records at the back are hard to reach and this guy has the added flexibility needed to get that copy of the weather girls without breaking a sweat

DJ Tony Moran




"I only turned around for a second, officer. I could of sworn he was wearing a tshirt." I didnt know men could give birth let alone have a caesarian.

DJ Victor Calderone



Noones ever been able to get a photo of victor wanking. This is because the human eye can only catch one picture every .05 of a second (not sure about this, made it up, but the rest is true) and victor hands are so fast that he is actually wanking all the time, its just we cant see it. Even as he looks at you silently, with those deep unblinking eyes.....