Nation brought to its knees as Brad calls a Wedding Strike!

I was trying to click on a link about the new united 93 movie and the ramifications september 11 is likely to have on Popular culture when by some bug on the age website i found myself reading that Brad wont marry Angelena untill gay marriage is legal. So Angelina Jolie's a man, I thought, thats surprising.

It turns out they're having a wedding strike as a form of political protest. Then i thought oh i get it.....then i thought, wait.....no i dont. This has got to be a first. A Wedding strike? are they threatening us? What sort of blackmail is that. They must be joking. They are right? Theyre being frivilous and im just a little bit slow to get the punchline. A Wedding strike, haha good one fellas. Please let them be joking.

Tell you what, untill they legalise Gay marriage in America, Im not going to marry Angelina Jolie either. What other threats could i make.

"Untill Israel moves out of Lebanon, Im not going to circus Oz"

"Unless we free the Asylum seekers, Im giving up potato salad."

This is fun. if ever i discover a land where wanking is the national sport i will call it Bradonia.