I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honoured by the French government -- I'd give it all up for one erection.


Groucho Marx aged 80

"Treat impotency with a sense of relief, like getting of a wild horse"


Kurt Vonnegut

"Use it or lose it"


Timothy Leary in an article he wrote after learning he had developed prostate cancer.